The X Files (TV Series)

Bad Blood (1998)

Luke Wilson: Sheriff Hartwell

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• Mulder : Historically, cemeteries were thought to be a haven for vampires, as are castles, catacombs and swamps, but unfortunately, you don't have any of those.

  Sheriff Hartwell : We used to have swamps, only the EPA made us take to calling 'em "wetlands".

• Sheriff Hartwell : Yeah. Okay. Uh... what she said, that's what I'm thinking, and, uh... Yeah.

• Mulder : So we're out here looking for any signs of vampire activity.

  Sheriff Hartwell : Which would be like, a...

  Mulder : Broken or shifted tombstones, the absence of birds singing.

  Sheriff Hartwell : There you go, 'cause I ain't - I aint hearin' any birds singin'. Right? 'Course it's winter and we ain't got no birds.

• Sheriff Hartwell : [Mulder's version of Sheriff Hartwell with buck teeth]  Y'all must be the gummint people.