- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: You don't believe in ghosts?
- Kid #1, Kid #2, Kid #3: [shaking their heads] No.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Well neither did I, until one day before the end of the Great War...
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: [narrating] Now I had been in the spy business for several years now, but nothing I had done previously prepared me for the disquieting challenge I was about to face.
- Colonel Waters: There is little honor amongst spies.
- Indiana Jones: Then it will be my pleasure.
- Colonel Waters: There is even less of that.
- Colonel Waters: One more thing. If General Targo is responsible for this, and he doesn't willingly submit to our... investigation, then what should we do?
- Stanfill: Then put an end to his career, Colonel.
- Colonel Waters: [password] Have you seen Mozart?
- Contact # 2: [counter password] Not in this century.
- Colonel Waters: British, French and American soldiers laughing it up with Germans and Austrians? For Christ's sake, don't they know there's a war on?
- Indiana Jones: Or maybe the war ended and they forgot to tell us.
- Dr. Franz Heinzer: Impalement! It hasn't been used since...
- Nicholas Hunyadi: Vlad.
- Colonel Waters: Vlad?
- Maria: Vlad Tepes.
- Nicholas Hunyadi: Prince of Transylvania.
- Dr. Franz Heinzer: The electrical impulses in the body's central nervous system can literally overheat and the flesh ignites from within.
- Indiana Jones: You're kidding, right?
- Dr. Franz Heinzer: I am merely stating the scientific possibilities.
- General Targo: Good evening, Captain Jones.
- Indiana Jones: How do you know my name?
- General Targo: This is my home. I know all that goes on under its roof.
- General Targo: [Indy is aiming his pistol at the General's forehead] So theatrical, so melodramatic, so... American.
- Maria: We have to kill him.
- Indiana Jones: What are you talking about, he's already dead. We have to get out of here.
- Maria: No, he will live. You must know that now.
- Indiana Jones: No one could survive that fall.
- Maria: No man could.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Now do you believe in ghosts?
- Kid #1, Kid #2, Kid #3: No.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: [suddenly sporting fake vampire teeth and blood on his chin] I want your blood!
- General Targo: It has been so long... But now the land will be safe. We will crush the intruders out and wash the earth with their blood. Their deaths will cleanse us. Their screams from the stake will lull us to sleep. For it is such a purity death has, such a perfect beauty.