- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: My children think I'm crazy, I know I'm not. So I'd appreciate your giving me a test to prove the fact.
- Carol: Is there, eh, any history of mental illness in your family?
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: [suppressing a laugh] Well, that's a matter of opinion.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: It was 1908. I was nine years old, and the world was just as insane then as it is now. And 1908 was the year of the first psycho-analytical conference, which my father decided to attend. Problems often start in places of great beauty...
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Sir, I believe your daughter to be in danger.
- Franz Ferdinand: Why?
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Because it is dangerous to deny our feelings of love.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: I guess she never got any of my letters, I certainly never got any from her. But then, the world turned out to be a much crueler place than either of us could have imagined at that time. I suppose I was always getting stuck up some tree trying to rescue cats. But that doesn't mean I'm crazy, does it?
- Carol: Tell me something, Mr. Jones, did you ever see her again?
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: 'Course I did, but that's another story.
- [leaves the office]
- Princess Sophie: My English is nicht good.
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Probably better than my German.
- Princess Sophie: Yes, it is.
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Who wrote this?
- Miss Seymour: Sir Thomas Wyatt, 1503 to 1542.
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: All that time ago and that man felt just like me?
- Miss Seymour: He was in love. Literature has tried to come to terms with these emotions for many centuries, Henry.
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Mother?
- Anna Jones: Yes?
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Did father ever give you a gift when you were courting?
- Anna Jones: Why yes, em, a locket. I still wear it.
- Sigmund Freud: I suppose that romantic love was invented as a brilliant means of seduction.
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Love was invented?
- Sigmund Freud: Yes. And that was the beginning of the end, young man.
- Sigmund Freud: All love is derived from the need for sexual gratification. Even this boy's love of his mother.
- Kurt: It was foolish of you to come here uninvited. The guards are trained marksmen able to kill great distance. The dogs are trained to kill as well.
- Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: I wasn't scared.
- Kurt: You should have been.