The Young Ones (TV Series)

Boring (1982)

Mark Arden: Policeman

Quotes 

• Policeman 1 : I reckon I could have slept with her, if it wasn't for something I said. But we had a row and, uh... I said something about the Pope.

  Policeman 2 : That's a bit stupid, you know she's Catholic.

  Policeman 1 : Yeah, I know she's Catholic, but I didn't know the Pope was.

• Policeman 2 : Still, it's a laugh, isn't it?

  Policeman 1 : What is?

  Policeman 2 : That noise you make in the back of your throat when you hear a joke.

  Policeman 1 : Yeah, that's a laugh, yeah.