Thirtysomething (TV Series)
Born to Be Mild (1988)
Ken Olin: Michael Steadman
Quotes
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Michael Steadman : Have you seen my sweat socks? Have you seen either of my sweat socks?
Hope Murdoch Steadman : What do you need your sweat socks for?
Michael Steadman : [sarcastic] Oh, I was gonna paint little faces on them and use them as hand puppets.
[seriously]
Michael Steadman : What do you think? I'm gonna go jogging.
Hope Murdoch Steadman : You haven't been jogging since... Janey was born.
Michael Steadman : Yeah, that's good. I'm gonna start again.
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Michael Steadman : [catching her and Woodman kissing] Ellyn.
Ellyn Warren : Oh.
Steve Woodman : Hi.
Ellyn Warren : Hi.
Michael Steadman : In our bed. In our bed?
Ellyn Warren : We were just packing.
Hope Murdoch Steadman : They've probably been at it all weekend.
Michael Steadman : Animals. And you were worried about them.
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Hope Murdoch Steadman : [Ellyn and Woodman are babysitting Janey] Okay, so in the kitchen, if the fridge starts rumbling, pull out the plug for an hour and then put it back in upside-down. I don't know why it works, it just does.
Michael Steadman : Yeah, and if the, uh, toilet clogs, burn a slipper and march backwards around the bathroom three times.
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Hope Murdoch Steadman : You know, the last time we used those suitcases was on our honeymoon.
Michael Steadman : Ooh, if Samsonite could talk.
Nancy Krieger Weston : [holding Brittney] Ah, see? That's the great thing about having just one. You can still get away. Once you've got two, there's no escape.