Quotes
I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love with a Wonderful Gynecologist
Thirtysomething
- Ellyn Warren: You know that Bob? That "Way We Were" guy? Why can't Woodman be more like Bob?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Why do you want him to be like Bob?
- Ellyn Warren: 'Cause I don't know Bob.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Honey, Tommy DiMucci.
- Ellyn Warren: Oh, no! I don't believe you.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: "Oh, Tommy's the cutest guy in ninth grade." And then he tries to give you a Saint Christopher medal. Then it's, "Tommy, ugh. Nicky Acuba is cuter than Tommy."
- Ellyn Warren: Okay, one major difference, Hope. I work with Woodman.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: You worked with Tommy.
- Ellyn Warren: Well, the Spirit Committee was hardly a career, Hope.
- Michael Steadman: [eavesdropping on Ellyn and Melissa] This is ridiculous. We're meddling.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: We're smoothing. We're smoothing things over.
- Michael Steadman: Hope, we are meddling. I feel like my Aunt Esther. Could you move?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Why?
- Michael Steadman: I can't hear.
- Melissa Steadman: Have some gravlax. I brought it home. I couldn't eat. All of a sudden, my appetite was gone.
- Gary Shepherd: That's not like you. Either you hate gravlax, or this is serious.
- Melissa Steadman: All right, Gary, now I want you to imagine this hypothetical situation, okay?
- Gary Shepherd: Those are my favorite kind. You never have to say you're sorry.
- Ellyn Warren: I'm sitting in a meeting with him. I make a suggestion, he raises his finger at me.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Which finger?
- Ellyn Warren: Oh, you're right. Forget it. Forget it. Maybe it's PMS. Maybe it's post-MS.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Maybe you need to go back on the pill.
- Ellyn Warren: Yeah. Then at least I knew when I was gonna be crazy. And my gynecologist retired, of course.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Oh, I have a great guy, Dr. Howell.
- Ellyn Warren: Do you?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Oh, he's sweet, he's old.
- Ellyn Warren: Old, I like.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Oh, you'll love him. He's like Dr. Seuss with a speculum.
- Melissa Steadman: Okay, I have to draw the line here.
- Dr. Bob Kramer: What do you mean?
- Melissa Steadman: I cannot accept that a bowling ball cleaner can suck a guy's head off. Call me literal.
- Dr. Bob Kramer: I'm a doctor. I see this stuff all the time.
- Melissa Steadman: Most guys, you know, on your first movie date, they take you to something sensitive. You know, "My Life As a Dog", "A Room with a View". What is that?
- Dr. Bob Kramer: It's a food processor.
- Melissa Steadman: I know, but what's in it?
- Dr. Bob Kramer: Remember the girl from the sorority, the one with the big...
- Melissa Steadman: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Dr. Bob Kramer: That's her right hand.
- Melissa Steadman: What's he doing with it?
- Dr. Bob Kramer: Oh, he's making pâté.
- Melissa Steadman: I hate board games. Where's the Ouija board?
- Ellyn Warren: Oh, no. You're not gonna try to reach Georgia O'Keefe again, are you?