- Oxnard Montalvo: His bravery was the only thing standing between us and destruction. Thank you, strange little pointy thing
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: I'm a beaver
- Dr. Cowtiki: You're kidding, he is kidding right?
- Norbert Foster Beaver: Fraid not! Dr. Gigglys. We're US grade A all beef beavers.