The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror III (1992)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

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Quotes 

• [Flanders, a zombie, approaches Homer] 

  Ned Flanders : Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?

  [Homer kills Flanders by blasting him apart with a shotgun as Marge gasps in shock] 

  Bart : Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.

  Homer : He was a zombie?

• Lisa : Dad, we did something very bad!

  Homer : Did you wreck the car?

  Bart : No.

  Homer : Did you raise the dead?

  Lisa : Yes.

  Homer : But the car's okay?

  Lisa , Bart : Uh-huh.

  Homer : All right then.

• Homer Simpson : That doll tried to kill me!

  Bart Simpson : I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?

• Marge : Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.

  Bart : Shhh... TV.

  Homer : [thud sound on TV]  Man fall down... funny.

• [a headless zombie enters the Simpson home, groaning. All the party-goers scream... then Ned Flanders's head pops out of the zombie's neck] 

  Ned Flanders : Hi, fellow Halloweenies! Did I scarededly-dare you?

  Grampa : [gasping, clutching his heart]  Ah... gol-durn it!

  Bart : Nice try, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary, you'll wet your pants.

  Grampa : Too late.

• Grampa : [after Homer botches his story]  Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!

  Bart : Grampa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.

  Grampa : THAT'S A LIE, AND YOU KNOW IT!

  [scene fades to black and white] 

  Grampa : But I have seen a lot of movies...

  ["King Homer" title card] 

• Bart Simpson : Hey Homer, where's your present?

  Homer Simpson : D'ohh! I mean... D'ohhn't worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave...

  Grampa : Hey!