The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror III (1992)

Harry Shearer: Evil Laugh, Kent Brockman, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny, Otto, Dave Shutton, Ned Flanders, Spirit #5, Zombie Groans, Principal Skinner, Kang, John Smith #1

Quotes 

• [Flanders, a zombie, approaches Homer] 

  Ned Flanders : Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?

  [Homer kills Flanders by blasting him apart with a shotgun as Marge gasps in shock] 

  Bart : Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.

  Homer : He was a zombie?

• Mr. Burns : [Taking Marge on an expedition]  What do you think, Smithers?

  Smithers : I think women and sea-men don't mix.

  Mr. Burns : We know what you think.

• Carl : Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.

  Lenny : Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

  Charlie : Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?

  Carl : Apes, but they're not so big.

• [off the coast of Ape Island, hearing the natives chant, "Homer, Homer, Homer"] 

  Otto : Hey, who's this Homer dude?

  Mr. Burns : He's either a 50-foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island jaycees. Either way, we're going ashore.

• [a headless zombie enters the Simpson home, groaning. All the party-goers scream... then Ned Flanders's head pops out of the zombie's neck] 

  Ned Flanders : Hi, fellow Halloweenies! Did I scarededly-dare you?

  Grampa : [gasping, clutching his heart]  Ah... gol-durn it!

  Bart : Nice try, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary, you'll wet your pants.

  Grampa : Too late.

• Lenny : Hey Homer, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me!