Friday the 13th (2009) Poster

Aaron Yoo: Chewie

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Quotes 

  • Chewie : [hands over hockey stick to Jason]  Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.

  • [coming out of a cramped backseat] 

    Chewie : Oh, my God. Babies have more space in the uterus.

  • Chewie : [watching Bree dance suggestively, to Lawrence]  In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jean shorts.

  • Chewie : [after breaking Trent's chair]  They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.

  • [walking down the path after breaking Trent's chair, imitates Trent] 

    Chewie : Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.

  • Chewie : [grabs a hockey stick]  Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.

  • Lawrence : [Chewie pulls out a bong]  Lucille? Baby, is that you?

    Chewie : [acting as Lucille]  Lawrence, you've been cheating on me.

    Lawrence : No.

    Chewie : I saw you with a bowl the other night.

    Lawrence : No, you...

    Chewie : A bowl!

  • Lawrence : [about Bree]  Just go over there and fucking talk to her.

    Chewie : Are you kidding? I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl.

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