George Lopez (TV Series)

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie (2005)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• Ernie : Hey George, thanks for helping me pull my mom out of the tub.

  George Lopez : Hey man, tell her I'm really sorry. When she slipped I just reached out... I'm still not sure what I grabbed.

  Ernie : It wasn't your fault.

  George Lopez : But I probably shouldn't have yelled 'OH GROSS, IT FEELS LIKE PUDDING!'

  Ernie : Don't worry, if you're still here next week, I'll have my dad help me wash her.

  George Lopez : The way things are going, I probably will be here next week.

• George Lopez : Man, Ernie, I didn't realize it was this bad here.

  Ernie : Well sometimes I hate it, but what can I do?

  George Lopez : Hey man, I just moved out of my house because of the way my mom was treating me, you should do the same.

  Ernie : It's not the same thing, my mom needs me, my dad can't take care of her by himself.

  George Lopez : Look, I don't know much about psychology, but it can't be healthy for a man to see his mom naked that much. You saved a bunch of money living at home, hire a home health care nurse to help with your mom, a male nurse, one that works out. Oh yeah, and a forklift.

• George Lopez : [George's voice cuts into Ernie's motivational tape]  You're a man who needs a longer robe, and less fruit basket.

  Ernie : George?

  [looks around] 

  George Lopez : [on tape]  I'm recording over this because I'm in your bedroom avoiding bathroom duty.