- Penfold: Here, wait a minute, though. If I became the invisible hamster, I could take this show over!
- Penfold: Cor, Chief, you've got a banana on your head.
- Danger Mouse: What? I can't hear you, I've got a banana on my head. And somewhere, curse it, the baron will be laughing at us.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Will the gorilla struggle to save the desperate duo from the giant banana? Will the fearsome fruit start to peel if it tries to get grub? What am I doing reading this total, total rubbish?
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Gibraltar. home of the Andes, guardian of the Mediterranean and a flipping great lump of rock. And there one spring day in October, our hero is taking his ease on it's west face. And his assistant Penfold on a piece of clothesline.
- Penfold: [reading a comic while DM climbs for the both of them] Cor, it's a smashing adventure story!
- Danger Mouse: Oh yes? Who's the hero?
- Penfold: A white hamster called...
- Danger Mouse: Oh, come on, Penfold!
- Danger Mouse: [sticking to the trap door in Gibraltar that just fell on their heads] That was Greenback, Penfold!
- Penfold: [in similar position on face of rock] It was painful, too, chief.
- Danger Mouse: [flying the Mark 5] Reading you loud and clear, Colonel.
- Colonel K: [on video phone] Never mind that, DM. There's work to do.
- Danger Mouse: [almost inaudible] Good grief.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: How much hope can we hold out with half our heroes down a hole? If there are crocodiles at the bottom, will Penfold end up as whole-meal? Are the elephants gone for good, or was that just a rehearsal reversal?
- Penfold: [talking to himself] Oh crumbs, if only I'd got a really demanding job like a, a knitting wool winder...