Family Guy (TV Series)

Sibling Rivalry (2006)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Chris Griffin : Hey, Doc, what did you with my mom's fat?

  Dr. Elmer Hartman : Oh, it's right here in the storage closet.

  [Dr. Hartman opens the storage closet door; inside, Peter has his pants around his ankles, his leg wrapped around the bag of fat and is making out with it] 

  Peter Griffin : Uh... it's exactly what it looks like.

• Lois Griffin : Chris did you get your homework done?

  Chris Griffin : Yep.

  Lois Griffin : Chris, I know when you're lying to me, just like Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping.

  [short scene with Santa Claus] 

  Chris Griffin : No mom, I've got it all done. For my science homework I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.

  Lois Griffin : You mean diorama.

  Chris Griffin : Ooo-oooohh.