Hannah Montana (TV Series)
Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret? (2006)
Jason Earles: Jackson Stewart
Quotes
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Jackson Stewart : What you see is what you get.
[strikes a rock star pose]
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Jackson Stewart : Hey Hannah, I thought my little lady here could use a souvenir.
Hannah Montana : Jackson get out of here!
[throws a roll of toilet paper]
Jackson Stewart : For you. Told you we were tight.
[gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye]
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Miley Stewart : Next time try something with sleeves and deodorant
[plugs her nose]
Jackson Stewart : If you got it flaunt it!
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Fairmaine : I love you Hannah Montana!
Jackson Stewart : Do you mind? I am on the phone here, all right? I've got a life too you know. And I would appreciate it if I could have one conversation without hearing the words Hannah Montana.
[on the phone]
Jackson Stewart : Yeah, that's right girl, I know Hannah Montana!
[Hannah/Miley rolls her eyes]
Jackson Stewart : And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night, great we'll see you then!
[hangs up phone and turns to Hannah/Miley]
Jackson Stewart : I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night!
Hannah Montama : Sorry, I'm sold out!
Jackson Stewart : Dad!
Robbie Stewart : Hey think about it this way Miley, he goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out.
Hannah Montama : [tosses her jacket on the couch turns to Robbie and Jackson and points both index fingers at them] You've got the tickets
Miley Stewart : [phone rings] Hello?
Lilly Truscott : [yelling] Hey it's me, landing in twenty seconds!
Miley Stewart : Great!
Miley Stewart : Lilly alert in 18 seconds!
[takes off wig and jacket grabs another jacket and puts it on]
Jackson Stewart : She's your best friend Miley, sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your Hannah Montana.
Miley Stewart : I pick later!
Robbie Stewart : 9 seconds, get the juice!
Miley Stewart : Got it!
Robbie Stewart : Good!
Robbie Stewart : 3!
Jackson Stewart : [opens the door] 2!
Miley Stewart : 1!
Lilly Truscott : Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town! Miley, you and I, I being your best friend, are going to see, the one, the only, Hannah Montana! Woo!
[Miley's eyes double in size]
Lilly Truscott : You're not screaming, why aren't you screaming?
Jackson Stewart : Oh believe me, she's screaming on the inside.
[Robbie wraps his arm around Jackson's mouth]
Jackson Stewart : [Miley screams in her head]
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Lilly Truscott : We do do that... what?
Jackson Stewart : You said, "do-do"!
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Jackson Stewart : [trying on Hannah's outfit] I don't know. I think it makes me look a little big in the hips.
Fermine : Please. Let's not blame the dress.
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Jackson Stewart : [Jackson enters wearing one of Hannah Montana's dresses] I'm not getting paid enough for this.
Miley Stewart : [Miley and Lily are both mortified as they look at Jackson] Neither am I.