South Park (TV Series)

Marjorine (2005)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde, Policeman #2, Stephen Stotch, Doctor, Ms. Garrison, Jud Crandall, Mr. Turner, Jason

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• Ms. Garrison : [Butters is disguised as Marjorine, the new girl in school]  Why don't you tell the children a little about yourself, Marjorine?

  Butters : [as Marjorine]  Well, I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancin', and ponies, a-a-and... getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights.

  Clyde : Nice.

  Ms. Garrison : Now Marjorine, that's not very lady-like. Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the snizz just like any woman but we keep it to ourselves.

• Cartman : What if I were to tell you, that the girls have a device which allows them to see into the future.

  Stan : [skeptical]  What?

  Butters : How do you know?

  Kyle : The girls do not have a device that shows them the future, Cartman, that is retarded.

  Clyde Donovan : You sir have mocked Cartman before yet you too sit here demanding answers? Now damn you let him speak!

  Cartman : [shocked]  Thank you, Clyde.

• Ms. Garrison : Now, I know that we're all still in deep mourning over the tragic death of our classmate Butters.

  Rebecca : Who's Butters?