- Ms. Garrison: [Butters is disguised as Marjorine, the new girl in school] Why don't you tell the children a little about yourself, Marjorine?
- Butters: [as Marjorine] Well, I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancin', and ponies, a-a-and... getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights.
- Clyde: Nice.
- Ms. Garrison: Now Marjorine, that's not very lady-like. Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the snizz just like any woman but we keep it to ourselves.
- Cartman: What if I were to tell you, that the girls have a device which allows them to see into the future.
- Stan: [skeptical] What?
- Butters: How do you know?
- Kyle: The girls do not have a device that shows them the future, Cartman, that is retarded.
- Clyde Donovan: You sir have mocked Cartman before yet you too sit here demanding answers? Now damn you let him speak!
- Cartman: [shocked] Thank you, Clyde.
- Eric Cartman: Butters, you black asshole!
- Ms. Garrison: Now, I know that we're all still in deep mourning over the tragic death of our classmate Butters.
- Rebecca: Who's Butters?