Roseanne (TV Series)
Nightmare on Oak Street (1989)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Jackie Harris : So what's going on here?
Roseanne Conner : Darlene got her period last night.
Jackie Harris : Really? She's only 11.
Roseanne Conner : I was 11 when I got my period.
Jackie Harris : Yeah but you were already wearing a D cup.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, two of them.
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Jackie Harris : [about their periods] You were always so weird like you were looking forward to it.
Roseanne Conner : Well, yeah. It was the one thing Mom had no control over.
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Jackie Harris : [about Darlene getting her period] Poor kid's just been sentenced to 35 years of monthly inconvenience.
Roseanne Conner : Well, gee, Jackie, I only hope I can find a way to impart that enlightened viewpoint onto my daughter.