The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart of Darkness (1994)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Child #3, Child #5, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders

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Quotes 

• Bart : [the night after Bart hears a woman scream from Flanders's house, Bart sees Flanders digging a hole in his backyard] 

  Bart : This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation!

  Ned Flanders : I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!

  Bart : Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.

  Ned Flanders : I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!

  Bart : If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.

• Lisa : Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of...

  Lisa , Bart : CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?

  Homer : I understand. Let us celebrate our new agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

• Bart : Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife.

  Homer : But why? She's such a fox.

  [off Marge's glare] 

  Homer : I mean, what's on FOX tonight? Something ribald, no doubt.

• Nelson : HA HA.

  Milhouse : Hey, Nelson, he's really hurt. I think he broke his leg.

  Nelson : I said, "HA HA."

• Marge : I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people! Remember when you got Grampa tarred and feathered?

  Bart : Sure. That was 20 minutes ago.

  Grampa : Gonna be in the tub for a while...

• Bart : Oh. I'm going to miss the whole Summer.

  Homer : Don't worry, boy, when you get a job like me, you'll miss every Summer.

• [last lines] 

  Martin Prince : More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less. There's a few inches over here, ho!

  [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] 

  Martin Prince : My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements... no!

  [everyone grumbles, leaves] 

  Nelson : [rips off Martin's bathing suit]  Ha ha!

  Martin Prince : Oh. The gentle caress of the summer breeze.

  [sings] 

  Martin Prince : The summer wind came blowing in from across the sea...