M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Abyssinia, Henry (1975)
McLean Stevenson: Lt. Col. Henry Blake
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Quotes
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Henry Blake : [Klinger is standing at attention in a tacky Carmen Miranda outfit] Klinger, that outfit might just get you that Section 8.
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : I made it just for this occasion, sir. I was in such a hurry, I didn't get the back zipped.
Henry Blake : I'll do it.
[Klinger spins around]
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : Up, sir.
[Blake zips it; Klinger spins back around and snaps to attention]
Henry Blake : There you go, soldier.
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : Sir, I have a picture of me. Would you carry it in your wallet?
Henry Blake : Your pink evening gown.
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : I knew it was your favorite, sir.
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Henry Blake : [Henry's final line, as he says good-bye to Radar] You behave yourself, or I'm gonna come back here and kick your butt!
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Radar : Colonel, do you know what I found in the morning's mail?
Henry Blake : Now, that's a toughie. Hum a few bars, won't you, Radar?
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Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : [as the company assembles to see Henry off] Does the Colonel wish to review his troops?
Henry Blake : No, I just want to say goodbye.
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Henry Blake : [at his farewell party, drunk] Woo, woo, woo!
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Henry Blake : Why can't everybody be on the same time?
Radar : Because the Earth is round and it keeps rotating all the time.
Henry Blake : Oh. I thought it was just an army thing.
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Henry Blake : Now, that's delicious! What is that?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin Hawkeye Pierce : Sea snails.
Henry Blake : Sea snails.
Captain McIntyre : By the snee-shore.
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Henry Blake : You sure you don't want a drink, Radar?
Radar : No sir, it makes my eyes turn red and I fall down.
Henry Blake : It's kind of nice to lie down with red eyes.