M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Margaret's Engagement (1976)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : Listen, Pierce, why don't you and I go out on the town tonight, hmm?
Hawkeye : Well, this is so sudden, Frank, I don't have anything to wear.
Frank Burns : Well, I mean, get a couple of nurses, go over to Rosie's bar, have a little fun.
Hawkeye : Sounds good to me.
Frank Burns : There's this little redheaded nurse who's had her eye on me. And tonight her wish will come true.
Margaret : Do you mean that new girl with the freckles on her nose?
Frank Burns : Yes, that's the one.
Margaret : She's a little young for you, isn't she, Major Burns?
Frank Burns : Oh, I don't know. I thought a little youth might be nice for a change.
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Frank Burns : [on the telephone to his mother] Well, you see, I had this friend. And this friend just pretended to like me. You know, the way dad used to?
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : The convoy just took a direct hit.
Margaret : [miffed] If you'll excuse me, I'll just go finish my letter.
Hawkeye : You need any help holding up your pen?
Frank Burns : We got her on that one, didn't we?
[He, Hawkeye and B.J. laugh]
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Frank Burns : What does he got that I haven't got?
Margaret : Lips.
Frank Burns : ...Lips aren't everything!
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Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right! I disgust you. I discussed you with everyone you know and they all think you're disgusting.