G.I. Joe (TV Series)

Twenty Questions (1985)

Michael Bell: Duke, Soldier, Arnold

Quotes 

• [while flying Hector Ramierz and his crew in a Dragonfly through the Rockies, Shipwreck spots a missile heading his way] 

  Shipwreck : Uh-oh, SAM!

  Arnold : My name is Arnold, not Sam!

  Shipwreck : Not Sam! S-A-M! Surface-to-Air Missile! Now shut up and let me fly!

  [Shipwreck avoids the SAM, but the Dragonfly starts plummeting out of control] 

  Shipwreck : Told you you'd never forget this ride! Now all we've gotta do is live through it!

• Arnold : Um, wouldn't it be better if all these computers were used to solve world hunger, instead of--?

  Shipwreck : Whaddya going to do? Feed the world a short stack of floppy disks?

• [last lines] 

  Duke : Shipwreck, would you mind telling me what the bloody blue blazes is going on?

  Hector Ramirez : [laughing hysterically]  Oh, it was great! It was wonderful! Emmy material! A Pulitzer prize! There was laughing gas and fighting and guns and explosions! I got it all on tape! I gotta get this to my network! Fantastic! What a scoop!

  [kisses a confused Duke on the cheek] 

  Hector Ramirez : Love you! You Joes are great!

  Duke : All right, I'd like an explanation for all this!

  [laughing gassed Joes, Ramirez and Tom continue laughing hysterically] 

  Duke : On second thought, forget it.