- Dale Gribble: I'm all for Minh runnin' for office, but she'd better not take my guns away.
- Hank Hill: She's running for the school board.
- Dale Gribble: Then she'd better not take Joseph's guns away.
- Peggy Hill: [advice to Minh before speaking at the school board meeting] You probably shouldn't call anyone hillbilly or redneck or dumb monkey.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: But Minh, three women can't fill one position. This school board seat, not Boomhauer's hot tub.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: I warned the folks over at Shady Pines trailer park about that tornado. They were so grateful, they're still namin' dogs after me.