The Pirates of Dark Water (TV Series)

Quest (1991)

Hector Elizondo: Ioz

Quotes 

• Ren : I can't ask you to continue with me on this dangerous quest. Name the port of your choice and I'll take you there.

  Ioz : Which way does the compass point?

  Ren : [Ren picks up the compass and spins it around]  The second treasure of Rule... East!

  Tula : The east it is! For adventure!

  Ioz : For treasure!

  Ren : For Octopon!

  Niddler : For crying out loud! When are we gonna eat?

• Ren : You have a boat?

  Ioz : The finest in the harbor - for a cut of the take. 70-30?

  Ren : 80-20.

  Ioz : 60-40!

  Ren : 50-50!

  Ioz : Done and done. Call me Ioz.

  Niddler : Wait a minute! Now what do I get out of this?

  Ioz : Three meals a day, monkeybird - and my promise not to pluck you bald!

  Niddler : What more could I want?