Daria (TV Series)

Dye! Dye! My Darling (2000)

Russell Hankin: Tom Sloane

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• Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Why is everyone so mad at me?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Why? Why? Because I moved to this town and I knew immediately I'd be a total outcast. And in the one moment of good luck I've had in my entire life, I met another outcast who I could really be friends with and not have to feel completely alone. And then you came along and screwed the whole thing up!

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : All I did was meet a girl I thought was cool and I went out with her for a while. We started to get bored with each other. It happens all the time. It's nobody's fault.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Oh yeah? Would you still be bored with her if I weren't around?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Probably. And more to the point, she'd be bored with me. It's got nothing to do with you.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Good. Because I'm not interested in you, and I'd be stabbing my friend in the back if I even considered it

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Exactly. And what kind of a jerk would that make me?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Exactly.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : All right then.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Okay.

  [they kiss] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : Dammit! Dammit, dammit, dammit!

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I liked it, too.

  Daria Morgendorffer : That's not funny!

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I know.

  [they kiss again] 

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : That was definitely not funny.

  Daria Morgendorffer : I gotta go!

  [runs out of the car] 

• Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I'm a real idiot. There's no question about that.

  Jane Lane : Who's arguing?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : We should have just broken up and I never should have dragged Daria into it.

  Jane Lane : What do you mean, we should have just broken up?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Come on. We weren't going anywhere. We were about to break up.

  Jane Lane : Yeah. So now what? You going to go out with her? I guess I gotta get a new best friend.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : What are you talking about?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : What am I going to do, tag along on your dates? Forget it. That's too weird for me.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Yeah. I don't know why we expected her to do it.

  Jane Lane : You're going to have just a super time dating Daria. She loves to have fun.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I didn't say I was going to date her. I know how antisocial she is.

  Jane Lane : Hey, she's all right. Give her a chance.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : What are you talking about? You want me to go out with her?

  Jane Lane : Of course not. I mean, I don't know. Just... look. All that time... were you going out with me just to get to her?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Are you crazy?

  Jane Lane : I don't know. Am I?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I really like you, Jane. You're smart and you're funny, you have a great attitude... you do everything on your own terms. You're, like, from a cooler world.

  Jane Lane : I am, aren't I?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : You really are.

  Jane Lane : Too bad you're such a dork.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I know.

• Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Oh. Hi!

  Jane Lane : Oh hi. Go to hell! How could you? How could you?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey... uh... stop... I didn't mean to! It just happened!

  Jane Lane : How could she?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : She didn't do anything! It was all my fault!

  Jane Lane : Oh, don't give me that!

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : She didn't want any part of this! I screwed everything up!

  Jane Lane : Now what?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I don't know.