ALF (TV Series)

He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother (1989)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• ALF : I'm sick of this guy calling all the time. He's like hemorrhoids with a dialing finger.

• ALF : Alright. What do you call a mushroom that buys all the drinks?

  [pause] 

  ALF : A fungi to be with. A fungi to be with.

  [laughing] 

  ALF : Ah, I kill me.

  Kate Tanner : Would you like any help?

• ALF : I get it uncle Niel is sad because his wife left him. what I don't understand is why it took her so long.