- [first lines]
- Kate Tanner: Huh. Well, here's an expression I'm not often called on to use: ALF, your dinner's getting cold!
- Neal Tanner: Well, my landlady happened to mention that she needs a new handyman. It pays zip and only covers half my rent... so naturally, I snapped at it.
- Neal Tanner: I have a million questions I wanna ask you.
- ALF: I'm sure. Keep them to yourself, huh? Now, enough of this small talk. Let's get down to business. I understand you're quite the cook.
- Neal Tanner: Do you eat like earthlings?
- ALF: Do I eat like earthlings? Willie, tell him.
- Willie Tanner: He eats. He doesn't chew.