- ALF: Are you sure Raquel won't be back soon?
- Jake Ochmonek: She went to the beauty parlor.
- ALF: 'Nuff said.
- Willie Tanner: Raquel saw Trevor at Mrs. Byrd's.
- Raquel Ochmonek: It isn't enough that he's having a sordid affair but he has to have it out in the open where anybody with a decent pair of binoculars can see.