ALF (TV Series)

Can I Get a Witness? (1988)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• Kate Tanner : You tip-toed through my tulips, but you demolished my daisies.

  ALF : Well, don't worry. I high-tailed it past your hyacinths.

• ALF : If a window breaks in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it... is it really broken?

  Willie Tanner : If you were in the woods, uh, yeah.

• ALF : [about himself]  Would you say that the defendant has any saintly qualities?

  Lynn Tanner : Well, he resembles a Saint Bernard.