ALF (TV Series)

Funeral for a Friend (1989)

Max Wright: Willie Tanner

Quotes 

• Willie Tanner : If you want I could get you another ant farm.

  ALF : Right, and if Kate kicks, I'll get you another redhead.

  Willie Tanner : [in social worker mode]  I know it's hard for you to believe right now... but tomorrow you're gonna feel better... and then the next day you'll feel even better... until one day, you'll actually... feel better.

  ALF : Are you sure this is the area you're trained in?

• ALF : Aah! Ah! My poor little goombas. An hour ago they were working the farm!

  Willie Tanner : And now they've bought it.

• Willie Tanner : Be honest now, ALF. Aren't you glad I got you that ant farm instead of some silly old horse?

  ALF : Let's be realistic, Willie. A horse is a horse.

  Willie Tanner : Of course.

  ALF : Of course.