SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
BubbleStand/Ripped Pants (1999)
Dee Bradley Baker: Lifeguard, Pants, Loser #2
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Quotes
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[SpongeBob washes ashore after wiping out]
Lifeguard : Hey, look. A cardboard box washed up on the beach.
[Looks through spyglass]
Lifeguard : Holy fish paste! It's a guy!
[Runs over]
Lifeguard : Why? Why? *Why?*
Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : I need... I need...
Lifeguard : What do you need, son?
SpongeBob SquarePants : A tailor. Because I ripped my pants!
[Everyone leaves, disgusted]
Sandy Cheeks : That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick!
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Lifeguard : There's Sandy, hanging ten! Fingers, that is!