South Park (TV Series)

4th Grade (2000)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde, Timmy, Ms. Choksondik, Nerd #1, Mr. Mackey, Tom the News Reader, SWAT #1, Woman on Wheelchair, News Reporter, SWAT #3, Mr. Garrison

Quotes 

• Mr. Garrison : Alright, let's try it again.

  Mrs. Choksondik : "Children, we are now going to do math problems."

  Mr. Garrison : "But teacher, I don't want to do my math problems."

  Mrs. Choksondik : "You will do them or else you'll be in very big trouble!"

  Mr. Garrison : "Well, I'm not going to do it, teacher! You can just suck my balls!"

  Mrs. Choksondik : "Don't use that kind of language, young man!"

  Mr. Garrison : No!

  Mrs. Choksondik : No?

  Mr. Garrison : Look, you can't counter a profane command with an idle threat! You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion! When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them."

  Mrs. Choksondik : Oh.

  Mr. Garrison : Now, let's try it again. "Suck my balls!"

  Mrs. Choksondik : "Present them?"

  Mr. Garrison : Good. Very good. You're ready to move on to the next level.

• Mr. Garrison : Do you know what it is to be a teacher, Ms...?

  Mrs. Choksondik : Choksondik.

  Mr. Garrison : No I don't! IT'S A LIE! You see? That's what you get for bein' a teacher! You work and you work for the children and then people start rumors that you're gay even though you love poontang!