- Rodney Trotter: In thirty five seconds, you two have married me, buried me, and given my widow skin trouble.
- Uncle Albert Trotter: I can't swim Del.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: You used to be a sailor.
- Uncle Albert Trotter: Doesn't mean a thing. Nelson couldn't swim.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Of course he couldn't, he only had one bloody arm. He'd have been going around in circles, wouldn't he.