House M.D. (TV Series)
Euphoria: Part 1 (2006)
Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
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Quotes
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[House is discussing a patient's status]
Dr. Gregory House : Tox screen was clean. He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning.
Dr. Allison Cameron : He was shot?
Dr. Gregory House : No, somebody threw it at him.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [When Foreman laughs uncontrollably after the cop starts bleeding] Foreman, get out!
Dr. Eric Foreman : Boy, is he screwed! We clot his blood, he dies. We thin it, he dies!
[as everyone looks at him, looks momentarily serious]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Am I the only one who finds this funny?
[laughs again]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Oh, man!
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Dr. Allison Cameron : The chance of infection is next to nothing.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?
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Dr. Gregory House : How unprofessional was Foreman?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Ask him yourself. He's right here!
Dr. Allison Cameron : Worse than usual, better than you. He berated Joe for being a bad cop.
Dr. Gregory House : Berated or humilliated?
Dr. Allison Cameron : I'm not sure. I didn't have my thesaurus with me.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : According to Baby Shoes, the cop was laughing before he got shot.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Baby Shoes?
Dr. Eric Foreman : The guy who shot him.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Reliable witness.
Dr. Gregory House : His name's Baby Shoes. How bad can he be?
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Dr. Robert Chase : [after House breaks the MRI machine] They have to, uh... shut down the magnet to fix it. MRI's gonna be out of commission for at least two weeks.
[Foreman giggles and Chase sighs]
Dr. Gregory House : Well, it doesn't matter. We obviously can't use it on this patient.
Dr. Allison Cameron : No, but there are other doctors in this hospital and other patients.
Dr. Gregory House : That helps explain how they can afford all the fancy equipment. I'm sure not pulling my weight.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [explaining why she thinks Foreman should be off the case] He doesn't like cops.
Dr. Gregory House : Foreman, policemen are our friends. If you and I ever get separated shopping...
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [to House] I decided you were wrong.
Dr. Gregory House : God, you're weak. Guy steals your article, tells you you're not his friend. You still wanna risk your life for him.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Foreman broke my skin with a tainted needle.
Dr. Gregory House : Wow.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Yeah.
Dr. Gregory House : God, you're weak.
[Cameron rolls her eyes]
Dr. Gregory House : Guy tried to kill you. First thing on my list of things do would be to stab him back. Shoot him. I've got a gun in my desk. Last thing on my list would be to lie to my boss about it and give the bastard everything he wanted.
Dr. Allison Cameron : I'm not here for Foreman. I'm here to save myself.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Foreman] He should be a part of this.
Dr. Gregory House : He's a patient.
Dr. Allison Cameron : He's not irrational...
Dr. Gregory House : He's not objective.
Dr. Allison Cameron : He's got the most motivation to get this diagnosed.
Dr. Gregory House : Right. You're not even friends with him. Why would you care?
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Dr. Gregory House : We should get a sample directly from Joe's brain.
Dr. Allison Cameron : We can't do a biopsy. There's too much edema from the bleeding because you gave him heparin.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, I don't think that this is the time to be pointing fingers.
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Dr. Cameron : [to Foreman about how he treated the cop] What is wrong with you?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Just having some fun.
Dr. Cameron : The man is sick and scared.
Dr. Eric Foreman : The man is a crooked cop.
Dr. Cameron : Maybe you should take yourself off the case, Foreman.
Dr. Eric Foreman : You don't have to like someone to be their doctor.
[over the intercom]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Hey, how you doing there, buddy? Just sit still and we'll have you back there scaring the crap out of people in no time.
[smiles slightly; to Cameron]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Happy?
[Cameron gives Foreman a dirty look]
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Dr. Cameron : [while looking into Foreman's eyes] Biopsy showed nothing.
Dr. Eric Foreman : How can it be nothing? You cut out a piece of my brain.
Dr. Cameron : It's nothing personal. We just didn't find anything.
[Joe is heard making loud moaning noises in the background]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Can you just up his morphine for God's sake?
Dr. Cameron : He's already maxed out. 20 milligrams per hour.
Dr. Eric Foreman : What about toxins?
Dr. Cameron : Everything was negative.
Dr. Eric Foreman : There was a cupboard above the stove. Did you see it? I didn't check all the food, but it could be listeriosis.
Dr. Cameron : I didn't go back.
[shines a flashlight in his eye]
Dr. Cameron : Follow right.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Who did?
Dr. Cameron : House said we shouldn't go. Too dangerous.
Dr. Eric Foreman : The answer's gotta be in that apartment. Not going is too dangerous!
Dr. Cameron : I'm sorry.
Dr. Eric Foreman : You're thankful. If House would've pointed at you instead of me, you'd be the one in here.
Dr. Cameron : Look straight forward. Tell me when you can see the light.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's your job to go back. You're a doctor! You go where the disease is!
Dr. Cameron : Say it when you can see the light.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [yelling] I'm dying and you're sitting here measuring how fast I go?
Dr. Cameron : Tell me when you can see the light!
Dr. Eric Foreman : [slaps the flashlight out of Cameron's hand] My vision is fine!
[the flashlight falls on the floor next to a needle]
Dr. Cameron : Your left side periphery is reduced!
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's fine! I'll prove it!
[bends over, picks the needle up off the floor and stabs Cameron with it]
Dr. Cameron : Ow! Son of a bitch!
Dr. Eric Foreman : Now we're both exposed. You got two choices: you can go tell House what just happened and get your own cot brought in here or you can go back to that apartment... you save me, the cop and yourself.