Full House (TV Series)

The Trouble with Danny (1992)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

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Quotes 

• Rebecca Katsopolis : Danny, we've been working here. Check the statue.

  Danny Tanner : Okay, I'll do just that. Get my trusty rag out here. Okay.

  [touches the statue with his glove] 

  Danny Tanner : A little wax in his ear, but, uh, not bad.

• D.J. Tanner : Dad, do we have to do this today? The dirt'll be here next weekend.

  Stephanie Tanner : Yeah, it's the first sunny day in weeks.

  Danny Tanner : Don't worry, you guys are gonna get to go outside. One of your jobs is to polish and clean the mailbox.

  Stephanie Tanner : [disinterested]  Hot dog.

• Danny Tanner : Well, this could be the most exciting spring cleaning since '88.

  Joey Gladstone : Oh, yeah, that was the year I got to simonize the rain gutters.

  Danny Tanner : Hey, Jess, maybe you can take a crack at the rain gutters this year.

  Jesse Katsopolis : [sarcastically]  My ship has finally come in.

• Danny Tanner : Guys, come on. Once a year, I ask you all to roll up your sleeves and really do a job on this house. Now, if you're gonna do a job, you gotta give it 100%, otherwise, let's not do a job at all.

  Joey Gladstone : Okay, let's not do the job at all.

• Danny Tanner : [to a donkey named Norman]  Oh, man, what an eye opener. You should've been in that closet with me. The people I love most in the world think I'm nothing but a compulsive, neurotic, rambling jackass. No offense.