- Eric Forman: You smell great. What'd you do?
- Donna Pinciotti: I took a bath.
- [pause]
- Donna Pinciotti: I was thinking of you the whole time.
- Eric Forman: Yeah, I do the same thing in the shower.
- Donna Pinciotti: What?
- Eric Forman: [quickly] Nothing.
- Fez: What is disco?
- Steven Hyde: It's from Hell. And not the cool part of Hell with all the murderers, but the lame-ass part with all the accountants.
- Michael Kelso: Jackie, where did you go?
- Jackie Burkhardt: I had to go and get something for you to bite on. I told everyone you were having a seizure.
- Bob Pinciotti: I saw Steven and your wife in a... umm... an intimate embrace.
- Red Forman: Oh, God! Now I have to kill him! Get your rifle, Bob!