- [opening narration]
- Narrator: Deep within the boundaries of their treacherous swamp, the Legion of Doom is in session once again, formulating sinister plans that will threaten the entire Earth.
- [first lines]
- Gorilla Grodd: I'm tired of these unimaginative plans for wealth and power. Have I joined the Legion of Doom, or the Legion of Fools?
- Lex Luthor: Silence, Grodd, or you'll find out just how evil this Legion can be.
- Green Lantern: There's no sign of Sinestro.
- Sinestro: That's because I'm over here, Green Fool! I was hiding in the antimatter universe of Qward.
- [last lines]
- Lex Luthor: I've always got another ingenious plan up my sleeve. You'll never catch the Legion of Doom.
- Superman: Maybe for now, Luthor. But we will catch you. You'll never escape justice as long as there are SuperFriends.