Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Don't Look at Me (2006)
Marcia Cross: Bree Van De Kamp
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Quotes
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Andrew Van De Kamp : Well, could you live with a woman who hits you?
Eleanor Mason : Bree!
Bree : Oh, I slapped him once and he deserved it!
Andrew Van De Kamp : I just asked her to stop drinking.
Henry Mason : You were drinking?
Eleanor Mason : She's in A.A. Her sponsor has long hair.
Bree : Andrew, I find your concern ironic given how tanked you were when you ran over our neighbor's mother with your car!
Eleanor Mason : Is she okay?
Bree : She's dead!
Andrew Van De Kamp : Well, mom watched as her boyfriend committed suicide. And he was the same guy who killed dad!
Bree : Andrew falsely accused me of molestation... in a mall!
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[Bree has brought down a box of Andrew's porn]
Bree Van De Kamp : Oh, dad, I-I forgot to warn you. These are some of Andrew's adult videos. I don't approve, but boys will be boys.
[Henry files through the box of porn]
Eleanor Mason : Oh, Henry, stop looking at that filth.
Henry Mason : I don't get it. Where are the women?
Eleanor Mason : What are you talking about?
Henry Mason : This is all just a bunch of... naked men.
[Eleanor takes the magazine from Henry]
Eleanor Mason : Sweet mother of God. What the hell are they doing?
Henry Mason : I don't know, and I don't know what I'm even looking at.
Eleanor Mason : Henry, this is pornography for ho-homosexuals.
[Bree enters]
Bree Van De Kamp : Oh, shoot! I wish you hadn't gone through that. Now we have to have an unpleasant conversation, and we were having such a nice time.
Henry Mason : Bree, is... is Andrew... gay?
Bree Van De Kamp : Oh, dad, Andrew hates labels. I'm sure it's just a phase.
Eleanor Mason : Excuse me, but he has a magazine titled "Leather Daddies in Love." That does not sound like a phase to me.