The Simpsons (TV Series)
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (1994)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Kearney
Quotes
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[Bart is making a show-and-tell presentation]
Bart Simpson : What has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse Van Houten : A walking clock?
Nelson Muntz : A walking clock!
Martin Prince : [to another kid] I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box.
Edna Krabappel : Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart Simpson : Huh? No, it's my dog.
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Bart Simpson : Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg.
Principal Skinner : Well... maybe it was for the best.
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Bart Simpson : It's weird, Lise. I miss having Skinner as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy.
Lisa Simpson : I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mellow Yellow, even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow.
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[Santa's Little Helper has crawled into the vent at Springfield Elementary]
Ralph : Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Miss Hoover : Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph : He was going to the bathroom.
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Bart Simpson : [after learning that Skinner has re-enlisted in the army] Table for one.
Luigi Risotto : Oh, you miss your friend, huh? Don't you worry. My cooking, she'll-a cheer you up.
[shows Bart to a table and returns to the kitchen]
Luigi Risotto : Eh, Salvatore! Give-a the ugly kid a platter o' red crap!