The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart vs. Australia (1995)
Hank Azaria: Bruno Dundridge, Australian with Spoon, Man at Arctic #2, Translator, U.S. Marine, Boomerang Man
Quotes
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[Bart is showing Lisa his pocket knife]
Australian with Spoon : You call that a knife?
[the man pulls out a spoon]
Australian with Spoon : *This* is a knife.
Bart : [confused] That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Australian with Spoon : Alright, alright you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
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Bruno Dundridge : Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
[yells out window]
Bruno Dundridge : Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you.
[Later, as Gus tends his swine]
Gus : That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister.
[they go down to a lake]
Gus : Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
Prime Minister : [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's the good word?
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Translator : Please to repeat again and I will translating for the el presidente.
Translator : [slowly] Which way does the water turn in your toilet?
Translator : [in Spanish] He says the tide is turning!
El Presidente : [in Spanish] Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee!
El Presidente : [dives out window]
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Bruno Dundridge : Hey, you're just some punk kid, aren't you? Well, you picked the wrong guy to tangle with, mate!
Bart : [laughs] I don't think so. You're all the way over in Australia. Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.
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[at an American embassy]
Homer : [points to guard] Hey, look. You're one of those guards like at Buckingham Palace. I can do whatever I want, and you can't do anything.
[starts dancing and pulling stupid faces]
U.S. Marine : [punches Homer in the face] No, sir. United States Marine Corps, sir.