- Paris Hilton: [the girls are checking out their trailer for the first time] Let's see the bathroom.
- Nicole Richie: Oh, my God. I'm not showering. Where does the water come from? There's no mirror in here.
- Paris Hilton: We need to buy a mirror.
- [Looks at Nicole]
- Paris Hilton: Wal-Mart.
- Nicole Richie: Loves it.
- Paris Hilton: Wal-Mart!
- Nicole Richie: [the girls have no money to pay at the toll booth] Can we give you... do you want gum?
- Toll Booth Attendant: Oh, my.
- Paris Hilton: What can we sell? My $100,000 watch.
- Nicole Richie: If you see a tanning salon, let's go there.
- Paris Hilton: With what money?
- Nicole Richie: Oh, yeah.
- Nicole Richie: [Beeping sounds] What is that?
- Paris Hilton: [Reading dashboard] "Fuel level low."
- Nicole Richie: When that light comes on, you've got, you have, like, five miles or something.
- Paris Hilton: Are you serious?
- Nicole Richie: Yeah.
- [Paris accelerates]
- Nicole Richie: Don't push on the gas.
- Paris Hilton: Why?
- Nicole Richie: Because we don't have any...
- J.O. Batten: [the girls are not dressed for work] Y'all got any long britches?
- Paris Hilton: What's that?
- Nicole Richie: What's britches?