The Simpsons (TV Series)
Grade School Confidential (1997)
Tress MacNeille: Agnes Skinner, "No, One!"
Quotes
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Agnes Skinner : I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of the magazines. It all started in 1941 when "Good Housekeeping" featured a photo of a lovely cake.
Bart Simpson : You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?
Agnes Skinner : Oh, my, no! I don't care for cake, too sweet. Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake.
[points to a picture]
Agnes Skinner : At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.
[holds her thumb up to Bart]
Bart Simpson : Oh. Can't I just turn the page for you?
[reaches for the page]
Agnes Skinner : [slaps Bart's hand away] No! But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.
Bart Simpson : Okay... that one.
[points]
Agnes Skinner : [slaps his hand away again] No! You can't have that one! That's a COCONUT CAKE!
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Agnes Skinner : Seymore I told u I don't want you playing in the neighbor's yard.
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Agnes Skinner : WELL IF YOU WERE INVITED THEN I MUST HAVE BEEN TOO,