The Simpsons (TV Series)

Realty Bites (1997)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Ned Flanders, George H.W. Bush

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Hey, Skinner! Want a drag race?

  Principal Skinner : My high school sweetheart was killed in a drag race.

  Homer Simpson : Come on, it'll be fun!

  Principal Skinner : That's what Debbie Sue said.

• Ned Flanders : We're all so tired that we just want to go to our new home and rest in peace.

• Marge Simpson : [after collecting her unemployment check]  Three hundred dollars for doing nothing? I feel like such a crook!

  George Bush : Don't worry! Gets easier every year!

• [Marge is showing Maude and Ned the murder house] 

  Ned Flanders : Oh, my-diddly-eye! Will you look at this place. And the price has been slashed repeatedly.

  Maude Flanders : It's sure built solid. The kids could scream bloody murder and no one would hear.

  Ned Flanders : Well, I'm just going to spill my guts. I love it to death. I'm going to give you a deposit this minute.

• [Marge gets her first unemployment check] 

  Marge : Three hundred dollars for doing nothing. I feel like such a crook.

  George Bush : Don't worry, it gets easier every week.