ninja vixens is a film that does not take itself seriously. From the corny storyline to the gratuitous nudity, this short 'ninja' film somehow manages to make us believe that a total of three four people were attempting, and succeeding at overtaking the entirety of Japan.
However, despite the pointless first half of the film, there are some truly hilarious, Pokemon inspired moments such as the legendary 'boob needle' attack, another excuse just to put some breasts on screen.
Along with the final 'flame of seduction' which for some reason renders our hero completely naked for no apparent reason, we are left with the 'Lion King' in the middle of a terrible special effect, screaming 'I'm on fire'.
Truly Genius.
With names like 'Master Dragon', 'Dark Mist', and 'Lion King' you really can't go wrong.
But seriously, only watch if you want a couple of laughs, and to see Japanese cleavage, as this film has no acting skills, no budget, no point, and no redeeming camera work at all.
3/10
EDIT: Despite this scathing review, me and my flatmate had a good laugh watching it. Clocking in at a modest 70 minutes, it stays around just enough to enjoy itself, and then proceeds to end before it outstays its welcome. Trashy, but fun stuff
However, despite the pointless first half of the film, there are some truly hilarious, Pokemon inspired moments such as the legendary 'boob needle' attack, another excuse just to put some breasts on screen.
Along with the final 'flame of seduction' which for some reason renders our hero completely naked for no apparent reason, we are left with the 'Lion King' in the middle of a terrible special effect, screaming 'I'm on fire'.
Truly Genius.
With names like 'Master Dragon', 'Dark Mist', and 'Lion King' you really can't go wrong.
But seriously, only watch if you want a couple of laughs, and to see Japanese cleavage, as this film has no acting skills, no budget, no point, and no redeeming camera work at all.
3/10
EDIT: Despite this scathing review, me and my flatmate had a good laugh watching it. Clocking in at a modest 70 minutes, it stays around just enough to enjoy itself, and then proceeds to end before it outstays its welcome. Trashy, but fun stuff
