- [the turtles are throwing Michelangelo out for waking them with his music]
- Michelangelo: But, dudes, I'm listening to my main man, Dicky Bark, the Woofman! And it's tune time! Woof, woof, woof!
- Leonardo: Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's snooze time.
- Raphael: That Bark guy's woofing is driving me out of my shell.
- Michelangelo: But, dudes, it's the numero uno station in the whole city. Just give it a listen. It'll grow on you.
- Raphael: Yeah, like a fungus!
- Shredder: What makes you so sure your contraption will even work, Krang?
- Krang: Because my creations are flawless, that's why!
- Shredder: And if you do cut this chasm in the dimension barrier, how are you planning to talk the citizens into passing through it?
- Krang: That's a good one... Don't bother me with your endless questions! I'll figure that out when I get to it.
- [the turtles are eating pizza]
- Donatello: I can't do it. Michelangelo's out there alone and hungry.
- Raphael: Yeah, I hate to admit it, but I sort of feel sorry for the guy.
- Leonardo: Maybe we should save this last slice for him.
- [the turtles hear rock music blasting in the sewers]
- Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo: NO WAY!
- Vernon Fenwick: Now, back to you, April.
- [Irma is listening to music during the broadcast]
- April O'Neil: Uh, thanks, Vernon. That was an, um, uh, interesting look at the plight of the Amazonian piranha.
- Irma Langinstein: Woof, woof, woof! Oops.
- April O'Neil: Uh... Uh, uh, just a reminder, folks. It's 10 a.m. Do you know where your dog is? I mean, this is April O'Neil for Channel 6 News.
- [once off the air, Burne Thompson barges in]
- Burne Thompson: Oooh, that does it, Irma! Either that pirate radio station goes OR YOU DO!
- Irma Langinstein: Oh, uh, sorry, Mr. Thompson.
- Burne Thompson: Oh, you certainly will be.
- Vernon Fenwick: And I had the audience eating right out of my hand.
- April O'Neil: Too bad they weren't Amazonian piranha.
- April O'Neil: How do we get out to that pirate radio ship?
- Donatello: As Michelangelo would say, "No problem, dudes."
- Donatello: I think I've located the source of Krang's mind control signal. I should have known. It's a ventrilocoder. Of course! Isn't that neat, the way I always know the names of these gadgets?
- [after being freed from Krang's mind control]
- Irma Langinstein: Michelangelo?
- Michelangelo: Irma?
- Irma Langinstein: What are you doing in my bathtub?
- Michelangelo: Uh... got me. Conserving water?
- Rocksteady: They're gonna make us walk the plank!
- Shredder: Oh, stop acting like wimps! The Turtles are good guys. They wouldn't do a thing like that.
- Krang: [voice] They wouldn't, but I would!
- Shredder: Krang?
- [Krang zaps Rocksteady, Bebop and Shredder off the plank and into the ocean]