South Park (TV Series)

Smug Alert! (2006)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Jimbo Kern, Butters, Craig, Paul McDonahue, Hybrid Driver #3, Kid #2, Dusty

Quotes 

• Stan : You know Cartman you may be stoked now, but I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on your life is empty and hollow.

  Eric Cartman : Whatever, dude! I don't need Kyle to rip on. I've got Butters!

  [walking out] 

  Eric Cartman : Come on, Butters, you stupid Jew!

  Butters : Yeah! I'm a dumb Jew!

• Mr. Mackey : But hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug.

  Kyle Broflovski : Hybrid cars don't cause smugness; people do. Look, hybrid cars are important. They may even save our planet one day. What you all need to do is just learn to drive hybrids and not be smug about it.

  Randy Marsh : You mean... drive in hybrids, but not act like we're better than everyone else because of it?

  Kyle Broflovski : Yeah!

  Randy Marsh : ...I'm... I'm not ready.

• Kyle Broflovski : Dad, I think Ike is starving to death!

• Jimbo : Thanks a lot, officer dickhole!

• Stan : Kyle, what's going on?

  Kyle Broflovski : My dad says he can't live here anymore.

  Stan : Mr. Broflovski, please! Kyle's my best friend!

  Gerald Broflovski : I'm sorry, Stan, but unfortunately you live in a small-minded town filled with ignorant boobs.