- Mr. Puffin: Before I make the public announcement, I wanted to congratulate you for having the designer of the year working for you.
- Cruella de Vil: Darling, I don't work for me. I *am* me.
- Cadpig: Just think, for one brief moment, the name, Anita Dearly, will stand for all that is pure, and lovely, and must be dry cleaned.
- [first lines]
- Roger Dearly: We've gotta get this cake baked before Anita comes home from work. So what do you think, Roll'ster, German chocolate or cinnamon spice?
- [Rolly barks]
- Roger Dearly: Both, huh? Well, that's an idea. Yeah, maybe we could combine 'em and make one big German cinnamon chocolate spice cake.
- Lucky: Why are we baking her a cake now? She hasn't won the Designer of the Year award yet. She's only been nominated.
- Cadpig: It is an honor just to be nominated. Of course, winning adds in the joy of rubbing everybody's nose in it.
- Spot: Well, win or lose, Anita's really going to love this cake. I just hope Cruella doesn't keep her working all night.
- Waiter: Something wrong?
- Roger Dearly: I thought the husband of the winner would rate a better table.
- Waiter: The husband of the winner usually doesn't bring pets wearing his suspenders.
- Anita Dearly: You know, I can never thank you enough for letting me work here, Cruella.
- Cruella de Vil: [laughs] No, you can't, my dear. Can you?
- [last lines]
- Cruella de Vil: Well, at least I get to drive my own car home.
- Police Sergeant: Your car?
- Cruella de Vil: Well, of course it's my car. Who else around here is classy enough to drive this?
- Police Sergeant: Read it. Failure to stop at a red light. Failure to stop for a fire hydrant. Failure to acknowledge police sergeant. Resisting arrest.
- [continues indistinctly]
- Cruella de Vil: Ugh. Glamor is not pretty.
- Police Sergeant: Failure to...