It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie Gets Crippled (2006)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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Quotes 

• Wayne : What's up guys?

  Mac : I have polio.

  Wayne : Oh. Ok...

  Dennis Reynolds : I have polio too.

  Wayne : Alright...

  [Mac and Dennis roll away] 

• Wayne : [shouting while in a wheelchair]  Hey guys!

  Mac : [pretending to be handicapped with Dennis]  Shit, what do we do?

  Dennis Reynolds : Uh, okay. Just play it cool, man.

  Mac : Play it cool.

  Dennis Reynolds : [to Wayne]  Hey.

  Wayne : Hey. How's it going?

  Mac : [blurting out]  I have polio.

  Wayne : Oh. Uh, okay.

  Dennis Reynolds : [slowly]  And I have polio...

  Mac : [blurting out again, interrupting him]  He has polio, too.

  Wayne : All right, um...

  [Mac and Dennis slowly back away] 

• Mac : Oh, look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgement, handing down life lessons to all the sinners.

• Mac : Being handicapped sucks, dude.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh yeah, man. It's too much work, there's like nothing to show for it.

  Mac : Yeah, there's like no advantages!

• Charlie Kelly : Let's flip a coin, the loser leaves.

  Mac : Okay.

  Charlie Kelly : Get a coin.

  Mac : I don't have a coin! Gimme a coin. You have a coin?

  Charlie Kelly : Of course I don't have a coin.

  Mac : Alright, let's flip something else.

  Charlie Kelly : Alright, uh...

  Mac : Something in the hallway... a feather?

  Charlie Kelly : Look, that piece of wood.

  Mac : That's not gonna work.

  Charlie Kelly : What about something off the chair?

  Mac : Yeah, maybe we'll just break something off this chair.

  [Mac starts kicking the wheel off Charlie's wheelchair] 

  Charlie Kelly : Don't break it too much. It's a rental, dude.

• [repeated line] 

  Mac : Hey-o! What's up, bitches?