Netherbeast Incorporated (2007)
Darrell Hammond: Turner Claymore
Quotes
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Turner Claymore : Here at Berm-Tech we offer you a handshake, whether you have hands, hooks, or flippers.
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Otto Granberry : Mike wasn't a vampire.
Turner Claymore : If that's true, why did he recoil in terror when I shoved a crucifix in his face?
Otto Granberry : He was Jewish.
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Turner Claymore : Human Resources, ha, now that's irony.
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Otto Granberry : Turner, there's no such thing as vampires.
Turner Claymore : Then how come the only way I could kill him was to drive that wooden stake through his heart?
Otto Granberry : Did you try any other ways?
Turner Claymore : No. How naive do you think I am? He's a vampire. A vampire requires a wooden stake, through the heart. You wouldn't eat spaghetti with a skateboard would you Otto?
Otto Granberry : What?
Turner Claymore : It's a simple question to which the answer is no, you wouldn't eat spaghetti with a skateboard because, it's the wrong tool for the job.