Wings (TV Series)
Is That a 10 Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me? (1994)
Tony Shalhoub: Antonio Scarpacci
Quotes
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Antonio Scarpacci : [Antonio is with Joe and Helen in their bedroom. Antonio covers his eyes] You know, I'm not a prude, but I would appreciate it if you would cover yourself.
Helen Chapel : God, I'm so sorry.
Antonio Scarpacci : I was talking about Joe.
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Antonio Scarpacci : [Antonio thinks Brian and Casey are planning a romantic evening] How can you live with yourself?
Brian Michael Hackett : What do you mean?
Antonio Scarpacci : Don't play coy with me. I know what you and Casey are up to, buddy boy.
Brian Michael Hackett : Well great. You gonna stop by the hotel later on and join us?
Antonio Scarpacci : ...Huh?
Brian Michael Hackett : What, do you think we'd leave you out, huh? Got us a suite at the Harbor House. Gonna be a blast.
Antonio Scarpacci : ...What?
Brian Michael Hackett : Don't get too excited. Casey doesn't want to do the Big Sandwich.
Antonio Scarpacci : Wait wait, what are you saying? You and Casey... and ME?
Brian Michael Hackett : Well, I mean don't forget Roy and Lowell and Faye.
Antonio Scarpacci : Oh, my GOD!
Brian Michael Hackett : Hey, come on. I mean, what kind of engagement party would it be without them?
Antonio Scarpacci : [Finally understands] Engagement party? Ah! So you and Casey aren't...? So, when you were talking about a sandwich, you meant -- Hey wait a minute, no Big Sandwich?
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : Antonio, what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?
Antonio Scarpacci : Listen, something terrible has happened. It's Brian and Casey.
Helen Chapel : Oh my God. Were they in an accident?
Antonio Scarpacci : Worse: They're having sex!
Joe Montgomery Hackett : [flustered] Well, at least SOMEBODY is!
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Antonio Scarpacci : Engagement party? You mean you and Casey aren't, uh- wait, no big sandwich?
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Casey Chapel Davenport : Great, I've gone from heading up charity fundraisers to bringing up the rear of a giant hoagie!
Brian Michael Hackett , Roy Biggins , Lowell Mather , Antonio Scarpacci , Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : [In unison] BIG SANDWICH!