Wings (TV Series)
Is That a 10 Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me? (1994)
Steven Weber: Brian Michael Hackett
Quotes
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Brian Michael Hackett : Okay listen: We are throwing a surprise engagement party for Joe and Helen. And you're all invited.
Casey Chapel Davenport : It's at the Harbor House tonight. We'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30.
Roy Biggins : Well it's a little last minute, but... it's a party, and who am I to pass up a Big Sandwich? How many feet you go for? Eight feet?
Lowell Mather : No, this is Joe and Helen. It's gotta be the ten footer.
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Remember that TWELVE footer they served at Ed Petersen's wake?
Roy Biggins , Lowell Mather : Ah, yeah.
Brian Michael Hackett : Brace yourself, guys. Um... We're not having a Big Sandwich.
Lowell Mather : [hurt] Excuse me... It almost sounded like you said there'd be no Big Sandwich.
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Aw, everyone LOVES the Big Sandwich.
Roy Biggins : A party without a Big Sandwich? It's-it's-it's-it's-it's just not done.
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Antonio Scarpacci : [Antonio thinks Brian and Casey are planning a romantic evening] How can you live with yourself?
Brian Michael Hackett : What do you mean?
Antonio Scarpacci : Don't play coy with me. I know what you and Casey are up to, buddy boy.
Brian Michael Hackett : Well great. You gonna stop by the hotel later on and join us?
Antonio Scarpacci : ...Huh?
Brian Michael Hackett : What, do you think we'd leave you out, huh? Got us a suite at the Harbor House. Gonna be a blast.
Antonio Scarpacci : ...What?
Brian Michael Hackett : Don't get too excited. Casey doesn't want to do the Big Sandwich.
Antonio Scarpacci : Wait wait, what are you saying? You and Casey... and ME?
Brian Michael Hackett : Well, I mean don't forget Roy and Lowell and Faye.
Antonio Scarpacci : Oh, my GOD!
Brian Michael Hackett : Hey, come on. I mean, what kind of engagement party would it be without them?
Antonio Scarpacci : [Finally understands] Engagement party? Ah! So you and Casey aren't...? So, when you were talking about a sandwich, you meant -- Hey wait a minute, no Big Sandwich?
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Casey Chapel Davenport : Hold it. If there's one thing I know how to do it is throw a party. We'll get a suite at the Harbor House. We can go tonight and pick out the perfect room. And then we'll get case of champagne, and I will have the chef at Pastiche prepare all the food.
Brian Michael Hackett : And the big sandwich.
Casey Chapel Davenport : We're not having a big sandwich.
Brian Michael Hackett : This is Nantucket. It's not San Francisco. We are a simple people. We fish our waters. We till our lands. We eat a big sandwich.
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Brian Michael Hackett : Just admit it: when I kissed you, you felt something.
Casey Chapel Davenport : Yeah, your tongue! And if you EVER do that again, I will serve it to you on a big sandwich!
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Casey Chapel Davenport : [Answers phone] Yes. What? Are you serious? OK, thank you.
[to Brian]
Casey Chapel Davenport : Apparently, the Clam Digger Deli has just delivered a large sandwich.
Brian Michael Hackett : BIG sandwich! It's a "big" sandwich.
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Casey Chapel Davenport : Great, I've gone from heading up charity fundraisers to bringing up the rear of a giant hoagie!
Brian Michael Hackett , Roy Biggins , Lowell Mather , Antonio Scarpacci , Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : [In unison] BIG SANDWICH!